The Unlikely Hero:
A tubby gardener, who ends up saving the world, by carrying his bone-idle employer up a mountain.
Putting his off-putting obsession with Frodo to one side, his general hand-wringing throughout the saga paints him out as the old woman of the series. Always fretting about something, isn’t he?
Actually Pretty Bad-Ass:
Yeah, we know, we know, he’s the real hero of the piece, whether wringing Gollum’s neck, driving off Shelob or carting Frodo up the mountain. In fact, he ends up doing most of the work, doesn’t he?
If It Was Real Life:
We’re sure his job description doesn’t involve fighting off giant spiders. He should take Frodo to a tribunal…