The Movie Slob:
"THAT IS SO UNFAIR!"
Just your average smelly teenager, Kevin (Harry Enfield) is spotty, greasy and moody, throwing wobblies over tiny things (like passing the salt) and living for the day he'll finally meet a girl who isn't repulsed by him.
Where do we start? If it's not fantasies about Anne Boleyn, it's, well, swallowing a poo in the sea…