If there's one thing Bane loves, it's giving a speech.
Even though at least 80% of what he says is borderline ineligible.
He's probably planted a bomb somewhere in the auditorium.
But don't worry, it won't go off for at least another six months, it'll be fine.
"Welcome to the 85th Academy Awards, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you.
There's a reason why this event is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to the podium. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying.
I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorise Hollywood, I will feed its creative industry hope to poison their souls.
I will let them believe they can win stuff so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to thank their agents.
You can watch me torture an entire industry, and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Hollywood and then, when it is done and Harvey Weinstein's cigar is ashes, then you have my permission to do television."