. We'll be billing these goons for replacement S, T, A, R and W keys at this rate.
Wisdom. Jedi powers to the effin' max. Funny talking. Funky robes. Heroic quantities of ear hair. The list is endles-...no, wait, that's the end.
Sci-Fi License Plate Man already has his work cut out in attracting a mate, we'd hazard. Giving off the impression you resemble Yoda in any way won't really help.
What The Owner Probably Wishes He Was Driving:
Something small, green and hairy, one imagines.