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Godawful one-liners to enhance your Star Wars Battlefront experience

"I know."

Can be said in response to literally any piece of advice or strategic communication from a teammate. Or "I love you," which is a pretty heavy statement to drop on someone in the middle of a multiplayer match.

"All too easy."

Say this in Darth Vader's voice any time you win a match, no matter how close it was.

"Great, kid! Don't get cocky."

Whenever your pals revel in a skillful kill or a successfully captured point, keep them grounded with this poignant quote.

"Utinni!" / "Jubjub!"

Shout these Jawa/Ewok standbys at the top of your lungs whenever there's a lull in the conversation.

"Womp womp; rats!"

Uttered when your team loses in a deflated, inevitable manner.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of SCRUBS and SUCKERY!"

This is dual-purpose, to be used when A) You beat the enemy team by a wide margin, or B) When you feel like you're an amazing player being pulled down by lesser teammates.

"These ARE the droids we're looking for!"

To be said early and often when playing the Droid Run mode. Constantly. Ad nauseam. Never stop saying this phrase.

"You've switched off your microphone... what's wrong?!"

Blurt this out in alarm any time someone in your party has to mute their mic to talk to someone else or go AFK.

"Aren't you a little BAD for a Stormtrooper?"

Say this every time you kill a player on the opposing team when fighting as the Rebel Alliance.

"Sounds like you need to go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

To be said in the very specific instance in which your friends complain that their controllers are running out of batteries.