Battle of the GTA clones

The Godfather
EA Games | PS2, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Wii

The setup: You're a young, anonymous street tough charged with conquering New York for the Corleone family. While the events of the film unfold around you, you'll follow your own, more personal storyline, taking occasional breaks to rough up New York's merchants for protection money.

The rides: A handful of generic-looking 1940s-era cars and trucks, unremarkable except that a couple go really fast, and others are good for having your hired goons hang out the windows with tommyguns, Untouchables -style.

The violence: Bloody, but restrained. Much of the action revolves around deep, immensely satisfying fisticuffs (controlled entirely with an analog stick or motion-sensitive controls, depending on which version you're playing) mixed with gunplay that outpaces GTA's by leaps and bounds. You'll have a selection of era-appropriate guns at your disposal, and you'll be able to upgrade them into fearsome death-dealers through certain street vendors. In newer versions of the game, you can also hire a goon squad to back you up at all times, and bottles found laying around the environment can be picked up for a quick smash attack.

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