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Total Film Magazine - Issue 203

Features
By Total Film published 18 January 2013

The Sex Special

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The Sex Special

The Sex Special

This month, Bruce Willis heads up our exclusive look into A Good Day To Die Hard , and we also have a blast from the past looking back over the explosive 30-year career of the last boy scout, in his own words.

In our sex special, we reveal your 50 sexiest stars in Hollywood, take a look at the steamiest movie around, The Paperboy , and frisk the archives for a return to Basic Instinct . Plus, Steve Coogan’s Soho sex trade biopic, The Look Of Love .

Finally we take a trip down the yellow brick road for Sam Raimi’s Oz The Great And Powerful .

Also, you may have already heard that Total Film magazine is now available on your iPad , and it now costs just £1.99 per issue, or £12.99 for a whole year ($2.99 per issue or $17.99 yearly for the US and Canada, €2.39 per issue or €14.49 yearly for the Europe)! Read about the key features of Total Film's interactive iPad edition .

Fans of the good old-fashioned paper edition need not worry - this version ain’t going anywhere! Like the look of that exclusive subscribers-only cover? Well, subscribe to Total Film magazine then - and save 50% with our winter 2012 offer! (Hurry, offer ends 31 January 2013).

And Total Film magazine is now available on your Android device from Google Play !

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A Good Day To Die Hard

A Good Day To Die Hard

Our exclusive cover feature on A Good Day To Die Hard sees the dirty-shirted hero return for more yippee-ki-yay action - this time in Russia, with his son Jack.

We ask Bruce Willis why John McClane is still the kickass wise-ass to beat...

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Welcome To The Punch

Welcome To The Punch

James McAvoy and Mark Strong play cops and robbers in a slick Brit thriller that takes on the Hollywood heavies.

Total Film interrogates the pair along with writer/director Eran Creevy for Welcome To The Punch ...

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Oz The Great And Powerful

Oz The Great And Powerful

Why is horror master Sam Raimi messing with a revered classic?

Chatting to a glamorous cast including Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz and Michelle Williams, along with Oscar nominee James Franco, Total Film attempts to find out if Oz: The Great And Powerful will live up to its title...

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Nicholas Hoult

Nicholas Hoult

Once the geeky kid from About A Boy , now X-Man, giant slayer, zombie lover and leading man.

Nicholas Hoult has definitely got the X Factor. Total Film has a chat.

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50 Sexiest Stars In Movies Right Now

50 Sexiest Stars In Movies Right Now

We asked, you voted. Total Film presents, for your viewing pleasure, the sexiest thesps steaming up our screens.

We salute your taste, even if you did fancy a bit of Alan Rickman.

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The Paperboy

The Paperboy

Lee Daniels’ follow up to Precious could be the strangest, filthiest movie of 2013. For starters, Nicole Kidman urinates on Zac Efron.

Total Film gets the dirt and tells you why you don't have to love this movie, but you have to see it.

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Buzz and Agenda

Buzz and Agenda

In this month’s Buzz , we meet Star Trek’s inside man, Benedict Cumberbatch. Will Smith and real-life son Jaden return to earth in M. Night Shyamalan’s big-screen comeback, After Earth , and we attempt to unravel this year’s most labyrinthine movie with a begginer's guide to Cloud Atlas .

Plus, we look at the top animation movies coming in 2013, harass Mark Wahlberg about Transformers 4 and get under the skin of the two most chilling indie films coming your way, Compliance and Maniac .

In Agenda , Daniel Radcliffe does Sundance Film Festival, Paul Bettany and Mark Strong are bad lieutenants, we meet G.I. Joe’s newest recruit and take a look at the horror-directing offspring of Cronenberg and Lynch.

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Screen and Lounge

Screen and Lounge

Oscar nominated Zero Dark Thirty keeps us gripped this month despite knowing the outcome, checkout the review alongside other nominees including Hitchcock , Flight , Lincoln and Django Unchained .

Steering clear of the academy pomp? Then take a look at our verdicts on Wreck-It Ralph , Antiviral , Bullet To The Head , Chained , I Give It A Year and Side By Side .

In Lounge , we go back to the future and into the past with Looper as the Disc Of The Month, and you can take another look into cinematic gems, Beasts Of The Southern Wild , Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted and Room 237 .

The re-issues are led by the lovely Marlene Dietrich in Blue Angel , and toes get nibbled in Piranha , while The Stone Tape shows who the original Ghostbusters were.

Finally, we get your evenings sorted with a set visit on season two of Charlie Brooker’s Black Mirror and review the first series of Girls .

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The Total Film Interview Angelina Jolie

The Total Film Interview Angelina Jolie

Iconic beauty, mother of six, Oscar winner, ambassador and now director of In The Land Of Blood And Honey , former wildcat Angelina Jolie has navigated one hell of a career - and she’s still only 37.

We chat to the impeccable Jolie about her career choices, past, present and future, and her recent directorial experience.

Get the Total Film interactive iPad edition for just £1.99!

Subscribe to Total Film magazine now and save 50 per cent on the cover price - just £25.99 for a year! (Hurry, offer ends 31 January 2013).

And Total Film magazine is now available on your Android device from Google Play!

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Total Film

The Total Film team are made up of the finest minds in all of film journalism. They are: Editor Jane Crowther, Deputy Editor Matt Maytum, Reviews Ed Matthew Leyland, News Editor Jordan Farley, and Online Editor Emily Murray. Expect exclusive news, reviews, features, and more from the team behind the smarter movie magazine. 

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