If GTA was taught in schools

It seems Hell has just frozen over as the humble porker has mastered the power of flight. Well, that's what you'd think with the news that GrandTheft Auto IV is now being used to steer school kids away from violencein astudy in England. Which got us thinking: howwrong would it be if they taught GTA life lessonsin schools? Imagine Niko teaching you how to jack an old woman's car in night class or gymlessons with Bruice at community college. Well, imagine no more, because we've just come up with a set of morally reprehensible classes that would only see the light of day in the most sociopathic schoolteacher’s mind.

David Meikleham
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David has worked for Future under many guises, including for GamesRadar+ and the Official Xbox Magazine. He is currently the Google Stories Editor for GamesRadar and PC Gamer, which sees him making daily video Stories content for both websites. David also regularly writes features, guides, and reviews for both brands too.