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Francois Dillinger
The actor/film: Michael Cera, Youth In Revolt (2010)
Rebel Cause: Francois isn't real. He's the alter-ego of virginal nice guy Nick Twisp (also Cera), who's chosen the Serge Gainsbourg vibe in order to keep the girl of his dreams.
Rebellious or Revolting? Francois is kinda cool...but it must be well creepy for Nick's friends when he randomly starts behaving like un salaud .
Johnny Strabler
Actor/film: Marlon Brando, The Wild One (1953)
Rebel Cause: Johnny doesn’t give much away, although he hints at an abusive childhood. Mainly, though, he doesn’t like squares.
Rebellious or Revolting? Today's Asbo kids would 'ave him in seconds. But without Johnny's iconic poise, we'd probably still be asking our parents permission to stay out past midnight.
Veronica Sawyer
Actress/film: Winona Ryder, Heathers (1989)
Rebel Cause: Boredom with her job of being popular and shit. Her teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
Rebellious or revolting? Serial killing really ought to put her in the latter category. But her Swatch dogs and Diet Coke head victims do kinda deserve it.
Anakin Skywalker
Actor/film: Haydn Christiansen, Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Rebel Cause: He says it’s because he wants to protect wife Padme (Natalie Portman). But, deep down, it’s because Yoda passed him over for promotion.
Rebellious or Revolting? Even before the charred stump of his body is encased in cybernetic body armour, he shows his vile nature by strangling preggers Padme.
Ferris Bueller
Actor/film: Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Rebel Cause: A philosopher's awareness of the fleeting joys of life...although a shit-eating grin and unparalleled cockiness can't hurt.
Rebellious or Revolting? The most radical thing most of us do on a bunk-off is to snuggle under the duvet in front of Diagnosis: Murder . Compared to that, Ferris is Che Guevara.
Frank Abagnale, Jr
Actor/film: Leonardo DiCaprio, Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Rebel Cause: Traumatised after seeing his parents split up over bad debts, Frank Jr is just living the dreams denied his pauper papa (Christopher Walken).
Rebellious or Revolting? Come off it. Given half a chance, we’d all be trying it on, right?
Alex DeLarge
Actor/film: Malcolm McDowell, A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Rebel Cause: Alex sees only dullness in the cruel attitudes of family and society alike. So he's made sure his cruelty is exciting .
Rebellious or revolting? On the one hand, there’s the cheeky wit, the funky threads, and the fact that the authorities are brutal gits. On the other hand, you really wouldn’t want a surprise visit from Alex.
Billy Loomis
The actor/film: Skeet Ulrich, Scream (1996)
Rebel Cause: It's scarier without a motive. Sadly, Billy has a rather humdrum one: abandoment, leading to revenge. Less "Boo!" than boo-hoo.
Rebellious or Revolting? Crazy? They prefer the term 'psychotic.' Same difference when you're being garrotted. Somebody revoke their Blockbuster rental card, will ya?
Donnie Darko
Actor/film: Jake Gyllenhaal, Donnie Darko (2001)
Rebel Cause: The long version – involving time travel and falling jet engines – is complicated. But essentially, he’s acting out because a rabbit told him to.
Rebellious or Revolting? When most messed-up kids’ defiance takes the form of drinking cider in the park, Donnie scores 10/10 on originality alone.
Jim Stark
The actor/film: James Dean, Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
Rebel Cause: Surely he's Without ? Well...no. The cool title's just a smokescreen for another by-rote dysfunctional movie family.
Rebellious or Revolting? Just a bit mixed up, is all. He'll soon grow out of it. For textbook fucked-up delinquency, check out Jim's best mate, gun-toting headcase Plato (Sal Mineo).
Raymond Aibelli
Actor/film: Jeremy Davies, Spanking The Monkey (1994)
Rebel Cause: Mom's totally coming on to him with those endless requests to be washed. And, stuck in the middle of nowhere, there’s not much else to do.
Rebellious or Revolting? If your first thought isn't "Eww!" you might want to reconsider your life's priorities.
Louise Freeland
Actress/film: Evan Rachel Wood, Thirteen (2003)
Rebel Cause: Mom (Holly Hunter) is a ex-addict screw-up has suddenly gone all puritan on Louise's ass. So of course she's gonna play up.
Rebellious or Revolting? It's a phase. Give it a year and she'll be back into Hannah Montana and Nintendogs.
Antoine Doinel
Actor/film: Jean-Pierre Léaud, The 400 Blows (1959)
Rebel Cause: If you guessed 'bad parenting,' you'd be right. Yet again. Antoine's adulterous mother is so cold she actually told her son she wanted to abort him.
Rebellious or Revolting? Antoine grows up to be a bit of a dick in the sequels (we say franchise, they say français) but here we just want to reach out and give him a hug.
John Bender
The actor/film: Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club (1985)
Rebel Cause: John cites an abusive father as the root of his woes. Most flagrant act of abuse? Calling him Bender.
Rebellious or Revolting? After a Saturday morning with this lot, Bender's gone from wild one to princess-lovin' softie. Detention: it's cheaper than therapy.
