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Earth Defense Force 2017

Also known as: EDF: 2017

A shooterrific attack of the sci-fi clichés that you won't want to miss

Giant ants shoot orange acid from their butts, but explode into green goop when blasted with a grenade. 30-story-tall robots with plasma cannons for arms explode in fireballs so big, they obscure your entire field of vision. You can bring down an entire skyscraper with a single, well-aimed rocket, and then climb into the helicopter that used to be on its roof to make it easier to pump a mutant alien dinosaur full of missiles without being torched by its flame breath.

If anyone ever tells us again that video games aren't educational, we're going to point to these and other important lessons we've learned from campy, third-person sci-fi blaster Earth Defense Force 2017. Then we're going to say, "So, now who do you want guarding your backside when the alien invasion force shows up and starts laying it down, Ms. Cragazzle? Huh? Yeah, that's what we thought" because we've wanted to say that ever since grade school, but never got the chance before. 


 
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Maxstats69  - 7 months 9 days ago 
wow I can't believe no one has ever commented on this! This game fucking rocks!!!
Maxstats69  - 7 months 9 days ago 
and it is easy and cheap to find . . . $15 used bitch!
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Earth Defense Force 2017

Genre: Action
Release date: Mar 20, 2007
Published by: D3Publisher of America
Developed by: Sandlot
Multiplayer Modes:
Offline
2 player CO-OP
2 player VS
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