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41. Killer 7

Harman Smith is an old guy in a wheel chair and the Killer 7 are nothing but his split personalities.

42. Kingdom Hearts

The Kingdom Hearts are actually light and not made of darkness.

43. Lost Via Domus

You go back in time to the start of the game at the end of the game.

44. Mass Effect

Depending on your choices you mightshoot Wrex and you will definitely let either Ashley or Kaidan die.

45. Max Payne 2

Mona Sax dies in Max’s arms

46. Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

Big Boss is Snake’s dad.

47. Metal Gear Solid

It’s all a Patriots-sponsored training exercise.

48. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Big Boss is still alive.

49. Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Snake Eater’s Major Zero is the real baddie behind the plot.

50. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

The Boss was working for the Americans all along and dies a tragic hero and Ocelot is her son.

51. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

All the Patriots have been dead for 100 years and are actually an A.I. programme.

52. Metroid

Samus is a woman.

53. Mirror’s Edge

Celeste is a backstabber and is working against Faith as part of Project Icarus.

54. Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath

You’re hired to kill a race called the Steef, without realising you’re a Steef yourself.

55. Oregon Trail

Your entire family dies of dysentery.

56. No More Heroes

Henry is your twin brother and Sylvia is his wife.

57. Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

The monkey dies. No, really.

58. Portal

GlaDOS (the computer voice) tries to kill you.

59. Prey

Your girlfriend is turned into a hideous monster before you kill her.

60. Prince of Persia

Elika dies, so the Prince destroys the tree of life to save her, but consequently releases Ahriman into the world.

61. Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction

Clank is kidnapped by the Zoni.

62. Resident Evil

Albert Wesker is working for Umbrella.

63. Resident Evil: Code Veronica

Steve Burnside dies.

64. Resident Evil 4

Saddler murders Luis.

65. Resistance 2

Nathan Hale gets shot in the face.

66. Second Sight

The game’s flashbacks are actually the present and the present is the future.

67. Shadow Hearts 2: Covenant

Your love interest’s your mother.

68. Shadow of the Colossus

Wander is the baddie and turns into the first of Ico’s horned children.

69. Silent Hill

It’s all a dream caused by a near-death experience... in one ending, anyway.

70. Silent Hill 2

You smother your wife.

71. Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic

You are Darth Revan.

72. Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Kreia is a backstabbing old wench.

73. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Starkiller was the one who started the Rebel Alliance and, depending on your choices, dies or kills Vader, becoming the Emperor’s apprentice.

74. System Shock 2

SHODAN, the A.I. from the first game, has been controlling you throughout the sequel.

75. Tales of Symphonia

The angels are traitors and Kratos is one of them.

76. The Darkness

Uncle Paulie whacks your girlfriend.

77. The Godfather: The Game

Your love interest Frankie Malone dies.

78. The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

The whole thing’s a dream.

79. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Sheik is Zelda.

80. The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

Your boat the King of the Red Lions is the King of Hyrule and Tetra is Princess Zelda.

And finally…

81. Final Fantasy VII

Apparently, some chick called Aerith dies. Horribly.

Feb 06, 2009


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