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Will a few jokes that almost make you laugh compel you to unravel a turtle's dream? Or compel you to bed... where you can unravel your own dreams?

Words: Omeed Rafizadeh, GamesRadar US
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Today we'll be heaving flaming boxes of Dream of the Turtle through the living room windows of wealthy white men's homes. Mm-hmm, the homes of pundits and congressmen. Because we're revenging at everyone who has ever squealed nationally about how video games devolve America's youth into mind-fried violence-guzzlers. We're not violent. But we're going to rip your spines out. Mortal Kombat! Doom! Grand Theft Auto! Arggggghhhh!

Ahem.

Playing Turtle reminds you that games can also teach children to be dull. Here's the Turtle pointy-clicky adventure experience: push your mouse over every centimeter of your monitor to FIND every item. Good. Now walk to the next area. Push your mouse over every centimeter of your monitor, and USE every item. Yeah man, you just solved a puzzle. Good. Hey, no slacking! Get back to mouse-shoving. We've still got more than 14 hours left.

 
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Runaway: The Dream of the Turtle
Runaway: The Dream of the Turtle

Genre: Adventure
Expected release date: 03/12/2007
Published by: Ascaron Entertainment
Developed by: Pendulo Studios
Min system requirements: PIII 1.6GHz or equivalent, 256MB RAM, 3.5GB HD space, 64MB DirectX 9.0c video card
Multiplayer Modes:
Offline
2 player CO-OP
Online
4 player VS
5 SO-SO
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Runaway: the Dream of the Turtle
Will a few jokes that almost make you laugh compel you to unravel a turtle's dream? Or compel you to...
PC Review  -  Mar 15, 2007