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Max Payne. Wherever he goes, trouble isn't far behind. And by trouble I mean 'homicidal shootout resulting in the gratuitous expenditure of bullets and spilling of blood juice by the bucket-load'. Yes, when Max Payne's around, even the most seemingly innocuous situation can quickly descend into a violent bloodbath. Situations very much like the ones crudely constructed in the gallery above in fact...

If you're looking for Max Payne adventures that are actual official canon and not just stupid nonsense, be sure to check out Marvel's comic book series. And for all things Max Payne 3, our Max Payne 3 game page is where it's at.

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15 comments

  • Rub3z - June 29, 2012 9:04 p.m.

    ... I'm just sitting here in my pathetic excuse of a hideaway, surrounded by my glowing screens, constant reminders of my own inability to make any actual friends... when I happen upon this article on GamesRadar that makes me stop and ponder if the moment when all hell is about to break loose in my own life is upon me. I start in to make yet another long-winded, introspective and quite pretentious comment on the article... And that's when all hell broke loose. :P Such an awesomely hilarious article. I was in stitches. It's funnier if you imagine Max's voice saying the text.

  • Sjoeki - June 29, 2012 2:20 p.m.

    If it was me, I would just stay home and follow the adventures of bycicle helmet girl... until all hell breaks loose offcourse.

  • Child Of Death - June 29, 2012 1:53 p.m.

    This article is full of pure win!!!

  • haxxoromg - June 29, 2012 10:59 a.m.

    The End ...and that's when all hell broke loose

  • GwaR - June 29, 2012 8:54 a.m.

    Cundy, you win the internet today. I was laughing so hard I almost spit my drink all over my screen.

  • ZhugeLiang - June 29, 2012 8:01 a.m.

    It looked like all hell was about to break loose. And that's when all hell broke loose.

  • KA87 - June 29, 2012 7:55 a.m.

    That was the best laugh that I have had all month. Top notch writing and photo editing. It was a beautiful night and the full moon was out. It reminded me of that time I was drunk and got bitten by wolf. ……And then all hell broke loose.

  • Redeater - June 29, 2012 6:26 a.m.

    I starred in one of the best games of the year with arguably one of the most mature stories ever featured in a game. My production values were top notch and my game play refined. With my old school difficulty (even on easy) I was set to break sales records! ....suddenly all hell broke loose.

  • Redeater - June 29, 2012 6:31 a.m.

    I guess the moral of this story is that while kids these days talk a good game about being hardcore and liking difficult games, at the end of the day they want a warm cup of milk, their mother to tuck them safely in bed and their games to have auto aim and an easy difficulty. Back in my day we rocket jumped up hill both ways over boiling pits of lava.

  • KA87 - June 29, 2012 8:11 a.m.

    Back in my day we had to dive out of a crashing helicopter, swim 15 mile through shark infested water, survive a chimera invasion mixed with an outbreak of the Mercer virus, and beat back a few necro-morphs with a stick just so the we could make it to school on time. And don’t even get me started on Principal Wesker and that Nemesis guy that use to beat me up and steal my lunch money once I had gotten to school.

  • Child Of Death - June 29, 2012 1:52 p.m.

    ^This comment = Win

  • Peguin - June 29, 2012 5:14 a.m.

    Best article ever!

  • oddprophet - June 29, 2012 2:51 a.m.

    He's so badass that he can fire a gun while jumping backwards... IN SPACE! He probably used his last breath trying to provide enough air for the gun to fire from.

  • BadLadJon - June 29, 2012 2:48 a.m.

    that was hilarious xD

  • DarthPunk - June 29, 2012 2:28 a.m.

    Like an alcoholic searching for his next bottle I posted my comment to the internet desperately trying to humour people I had never met.. and that's when all hell broke loose

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