If Sonic was a human...

What would Sonic be like if he were a man, not a hedgehog? Something like this, we'd imagine. A fan-made flash game has been produced, which sees Sonic and Blaze crash-land on Earth and transform into humans.

Above: Sonic collects stars instead of rings. Otherwise, it's all familiar

There are still loops, badniks, twisty strips (I refuse to call them mobius strips - those are something you find in washing machines) and physics-based platforming, just with settings like London and the Alps instead. They've even replicated the old spike death glitch. Very commendable.

The game seems to play quite slowly even on the lowest setting but, that aside, its physics are remarkably similar to those of the old Mega Drive games. Not bad for an in-browser Flash application.

Above: Blaze as a woman, in her spring animation. In... London

Try it out here if you fancy playing it.

21 Apr, 2010


  • philipshaw - April 22, 2010 1:22 p.m.

    This looks sort of cool I guess
  • AuthorityFigure - April 22, 2010 12:25 p.m.

    It stands to reason that if Sonic was human, he'd be kissing and *loving* hedgehogs... just as Sonic made out with that human girl.
  • Cyberninja - April 22, 2010 12:05 a.m.

    if this happened then the mess that came out in 2006 would be less wrong
  • GameManiac - April 21, 2010 11:14 p.m.

    What the fuck made its way into GamesRadar?
  • 510BrotherPanda - April 21, 2010 9:53 p.m.

    That "Sonic" in that screen shot looks like Klonoa from those Namco things.
  • GoldenMe - April 21, 2010 7:21 p.m.

    Looks like you're mistaken. The cutscene is shows Amy being tranformed, not Blaze. But in all, let's agree that this atrocity never existed, k?
  • Spook - April 21, 2010 4:23 p.m.

    I'm a bit at loss for words here...
  • Spook - April 21, 2010 4:22 p.m.

    I'm a bit at lose for words here...
  • FreekinIdiot - April 21, 2010 4:11 p.m.

    At least this now eliminates that whole sonic bestiality affair now...or does it? Maybe he gets with Earth hedgehogs while in his human form...eeeep brain's shutting down to cope with traumatic images filling my head.

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