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The console war is OVER!

At least, in our imaginations, which have been dutifully captured in four sensual artworks

Words: GamesRadar US
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We hate war. All this bickering about exclusives and online support and which console has a more phallic controller, well, it makes us sick. There’s already more than enough war in the world, and definitely not enough love, sweet love.

In the spirit of peacemaking, we’ve envisioned a game industry filled with love, and we’re sharing it with you in the only way we know how - with tasteless illustrations by resident art geek Tyler Wilde.

Our first pièce de résistance features J Allard, Microsoft’s Corporate Vice President of the Design and Development, Entertainment and Devices Division (D&DE&DD?) and Jack Tretton, president and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment America.

Jack has previously criticized Microsoft's willingness to throw money at every exclusive it can gobble up, but he's beyond that now - way beyond it. Who could resist that beautiful dome?


Disclaimer: Artist’s rendering, this probably never happened


 
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conz2know  - 2 months 4 days ago 
gayest article so far lol
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Link555  - 2 months 4 days ago 
lol, when i saw the title i thought this article was about the battle against GC, PS2 and the Xbox, but no. Keep it up GR
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AA95mp  - 2 months 4 days ago 
i'm going to thearpy now.
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D4rk2triker  - 2 months 4 days ago 
If this is how the console war is going to end, then keep fighting the good fight everybody.
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Valntyne  - 2 months 4 days ago 
Those cartoons are terrifying and amusing all at once...
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GAYMER  - 2 months 4 days ago 
haha funny article. The last picture was a little scary though!
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NelosAngelos  - 2 months 4 days ago 
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....

ReCaptcha: Probably murkily

nuff said.
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Ravenbom  - 1 month 30 days ago 
No prow of the ship poses from Titanic?
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zeetlock  - 16 days 20 hours ago 
W T F!!!!11!

/facepalm ................................................................................................................. /suicide
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