Quantcast

Fable II: Kinkiest Achievements ever?

VIDEO: Drunken orgies! Public indecency! Chicken kicking! Scoring points has never been so strange and surprising

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

You cheated on your wife with a group of strangers – 5 points!
You produced a child out of wedlock – 10 points!
You shot a rabbit while dancing buck naked in the town square – 20 points!

Fable II does a lot of things right, but the game’s greatest and most undeniable strength might just be its sense of humor. You’ll explore dark lands, battle evil monsters and grapple with difficult moral decisions, but the fantasy world of Albion will never allow you to take things too seriously.

Nowhere is this fact more evident than in the Achievements, the best of which we’ve collected in a custom video below. Still on the fence about whether or not to play Fable II? The inspired silliness and offbeat charm you’re about to witness might make up your mind.

Oct 21, 2008


 
41 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
cart00n  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I just wish the Limited Edition copy I got had the DLC codes packed in - now I have to wait for the extra goodies I already paid for...
bron1417  - 1 year 1 month ago 
so funny im definately getting this.
Gonri 13  - 1 year 1 month ago 
At first, ages ago when I heard about, this I was quite annoyed that it was only on 360 but after seeing this I have to say it looks pretty crap...
cjmainy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow...

Just wow...
Joeygameplay  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I'm getting this today
Corsair89  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Wow. I'm almost speechless.
I-Be-MAD  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Fun-e stuf!
Mystery514  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I'll have to tell my friend about these achievements......he's gonna have a field day!
NelosAngelos  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I knew running around a city in your undies was a good idea, why does everyone else tell me it isn't?!
iluvmyDS  - 1 year 1 month ago 
So now being whore and being an achievement whore go hand in hand.
Face0324  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I really liked the first one and Im sure I would enjoy this one as well but I dont have a 360 or the money to buy one which sucks
bloodstainedwolf  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Lol Unprotected sex and Protected sex in a video game. Never seen that before.
Bman10120  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Thats amazing. Peter is a genius;)
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Im picking up my preorderd limited edition tomorow (:
MaxPower  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Lol I wonder if those are the sounds real British people make when they have sex...
raman162  - 1 year 1 month ago 
it sucksn not 2 have a 360 at the moment
Ravenbom  - 1 year 1 month ago 
@ NelosAngelos, Skid marks on your tighty-whities. That's why people keep telling you it's not a good idea to run around in your undies.
That's why I wear colored briefs. Earth tones, preferably.
ELpork  - 1 year 1 month ago 
And it ends off with an orgasam.
markybhoy  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Peter Molyneux is a legend!
I'm getting this game in a few days and I can't wait, it looks like such a laugh!
I'm sure the 2 sex options will stir up some controversy too!
anduin1  - 1 year 1 month ago 
LOL at this game getting a 9 on gamesradar, I tried it out on my friends 360 and it seems almost the same as the last game...boring after about an hour of play.
Related Games
Fable II
Xbox 360
Nintendo Download - Wii and DSi Shop releases for... N4G
Wii News from N4G
Nov 23, 2009
Original A Boy and His Blob Now Available on... N4G
Wii News from N4G
Nov 23, 2009
Big Screen Drake's Fortune Lands Screenwriter Duo N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 23, 2009
Dante's Inferno may get DLC, producer wants a... N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 23, 2009
By Popular Demand: MAG Beta Extended N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 23, 2009