Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

Harmless brand extension, or utterly 'butt'erly? We get our hands dirty...

To smooth things over, you've got to earn money in the casinos and use it to buy nice presents to try and make amends for past discrepancies. This is beyond ludicrous, of course. We can imagine Ayane now - "Hey, Helena, sorry about killing your mum and stuff, but here's a nice bikini with the word 'Fresh' written across the buttocks. Friends?"

But making-up will unlock a huge dollop of cut-scenes, featuring the two featured femmes canoodling up close and warmly reminiscing about that time they went and brutally punctured each other's kidneys in a fight to the bloody death.

Above: There will be one more character added before the game's launch. Who will it be?

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