Pen To Paper: Simpson a sex object, Smith keeps Clerking and Bowie demands Prestige

Jessica Simpson is getting out of her daisy dukes and into a shop assistant’s uniform for Employee Of The Month. She’ll play a sexy cashier who causes two geeky fellow clerks to start a fierce competition for her affections. Australian comedian Dane Cook is already signed to play one of the nerdy employees, who are also locked in competition for the titular award.

Sticking with the world of commerce, fresh news from Kevin Smith’s Clerks 2: The Passion Of The Clerks. With filming now just about wrapped, Smith has revealed two big cameos from the film: old hands Jason Lee and Ben Affleck both make brief appearances, despite the director’s earlier claim that his former stars wouldn’t feature. Still, it’s always good to see Lee and Affleck in a Smith film… And for the fans who need to know, they’re playing new characters, though Affleck is on record as saying he just might be the Bartelby angel character he assayed in Dogma, cast back down to Earth.

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