E-rated games that are evil
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Petz Bunnyz? Homie Rollerz? Bratz Super Babyz? Did we miss a memo? Have the retardz finally taken over the boardroom? What's with this ridiculous trend of pluralising with a 'z'? Such illiterate nonsense can only serve to make the kidz more thicker than what they already is.
And for what? Just so corporate twatz can use this horribly contrived mechanism to 'connect' with a gullible 'tween' demographic? It's despicable, irritating and any game casually brandishing such erroneous suffixes is quite obviously evil and culpable of promoting widespread stupidity. Banish them to Hell with all the other sinnerz.
We know that stealing is bad because God said so in The Bible. So she must've been mighty pissed when the censors awarded DS plunderer Anno 1701: Dawn of Discovery an E - a game that is shamelessly based on burglarizing territory from indigenous people.
From the very first moment you set your uninvited foot on some unspoilt island paradise, the unstoppable wheels of capitalistic change are set in motion. You arrive well-equipped to displace the locals, importing war, religious doctrine, and the erosive qualities of industry. Don't let the frilly bonnets and round spectacles of the settlers in this autocratic RTS fool you - this is a dangerous 'My First Evil Guide to Imperialism' and your children could be playing it right now.
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