“It’s extraordinary,” Pete told us back in 2009 of his eco-movie. “I turned up to meet Franny [
] thinking that I was going to do a voice over. The first thing she said to me was, ‘The make-up trailer's over there, and the wardrobes over there, will you go to wardrobe first?’
“I said, ‘Hang on, this is a voice over isn’t it?!’ And she said 'No, no, you’re on camera! You’re the archivist!’ I went ‘What?!’ So it was scramble, bollock and run, and get up and do it, really.” The result is surprisingly coherent and watchable.