You just tore the wrapper off The Burning Crusade expansion pack, you've updated your credit card information and now you're wondering, "how the hell am I going to get to level 70? By this weekend?" Well, my socially challenged friend, we have crafted a quaint little strategy guide that'll prepare you for your first steps into darker territory. It'll be tough and you'll need all the Friday nights you can muster. But with some luck, Mountain Dew and tons of pizza, you'll pull it off in no time. Or lots of time... whatever.