Ryu. Street Fighter's most noble and stoic warrior. A proud but selfless man on an endless quest for self-improvement. A pure, incorruptible soul, and one of the strongest weapons the world has in the battle against evil.
Also, a dirty car-f*cking mechanophile, with the intense, soul-chilling glare of a serial killer.
Thanks to Yurayurateable for the vid, which wcame about via a wonderful new glitch in the new 2012 arcade edition of Super Street Fighter IV.