Why He’s Rubbish:
Wow, lots of reasons. Firstly, Typeface has some of the most annoying weapons in Marvel history – they’re all themed around words, and none of them make sense.
For example, he’s somehow managed to invent some Scrabble tiles that make whoever sees them do exactly what he wants. So, if he writes ‘sleep’ they fall asleep. If we ever meet the people who invented Typeface, we’d like to spell out ‘idiots’ to them, and see if it makes any difference.
He also throws around explosive letters for some reason and – worst of all – communicates entirely using complicated words, which gets pretty annoying after a while.
If He Has To Appear, Who Should Play Him:
Keanu Reeves. He’s stood in a room with The Architect, so he has some experience with the dialogue, and we’d like to hear him say something more complicated than ‘woah.’