You%26rsquo;ve got a yacht, right? Because the extreme wealth we%26rsquo;ve acquired from typing stuff about video games has allowed us to purchase the fourth official GamesRadar Boat. So join us for our annual race: the first one to sail the circumference of Gangsta Party Island (that%26rsquo;s the new ditty in the Philippines we also just bought) wins a bottle of Hennessy, and a Wii.
But you won%26rsquo;t win. We%26rsquo;ve been practicing on Virtual Skipper 5, and this game taught us the way of the dinghy. We are true navigators. Next week, we%26rsquo;re so gonna dominate those bloomin%26rsquo; wankers at the Cambridge University Cruising Club.