• Skellington - November 29, 2008 4:14 a.m.

    I didn't get number 47; Bus-loads of people will turn up to a mostly empty field to see a man in a hippo costume stand next to a mail box. Can someone explain?
  • harepatel - November 29, 2008 3:31 a.m.

    the used the crates and boxes ones a million times they were funny but there could have been some other ones like no matter how many times u die the only way you win is is the enemy dies first
  • thephntm - November 29, 2008 3:30 a.m.

    if you throw a boomerang with magical properties and it hits an enemy, it will not fall to the ground. instead it comes right back to you, no matter what, especially if you're a tasmanian tiger who fight frilled lizards.
  • Shellghost - November 29, 2008 2:30 a.m.

    #103 the only way to solve a rat problem is to swing your sword at them
  • ablebobby - November 28, 2008 11:27 p.m.

    LOL, all I know is that without video games, I would go completely bonkers. jess
  • CAPST3R - November 28, 2008 10:37 p.m.

    103:if your fellow soldiers all dissappear,it is perfectly fine to search for them for 99.99 seconds, then return to your normal search route,on your own,at midnight, while a murderer is on the loose to your knowledge, has been sighted within 5 metres of you in the last 3 minutes, but you are sure that you are imagining things even though there are dead bodies littered everywhere. i think this pretty much sums up my day in south africa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • torinryder - November 28, 2008 10:35 p.m.

    no legs FTW!!!!
  • tsmits77 - November 28, 2008 10:25 p.m.

    74 is the best
  • bron1417 - November 28, 2008 9:49 p.m.

    this made me laugh so hard nice job.
  • CoD_22 - November 28, 2008 9:48 p.m.

    #102. If you dont do well a race, all of your opponents dont mind racing again and again so that you can win.
  • jar-head - November 28, 2008 9:47 p.m.

    This is Awesome!
  • jimsondanet - November 28, 2008 9:06 p.m.

    they forgot to mention that its perfectly acceptable to walk into somebodys home, take food and smash barrels before engaging occupants in idle conversation or how easy it really is to carry 200+ pounds of equipment unless of course your one pound over. then you can barely walk.(if at all) most soldiers can apparate weaponry from thin air but only the same two weapons, sometimes more tho depends on the soldier when shooting zombies you have to stand still but thats ok you have a laser sight most police officers are willing to let murder slide but only for a hundred sometimes the recently departed are prone to seizures whilst attempting fussion into walls, floors and ceilings
  • Juriasu - November 28, 2008 8:59 p.m.

    Ofcourse Ivy had to be in the article...
  • quicksilver_503 - November 28, 2008 8:40 p.m.

    very funny...but wrexham will never win the championship.
  • Da-Ku - November 28, 2008 7:11 p.m.

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  • Vistyle - November 28, 2008 5:48 p.m.

    ^^^^To say everyone speaks english is a very ignorant statement. I love these lists, they always entertain me for awhile when I'm bored.
  • thereaper52 - November 28, 2008 5:38 p.m.

    first every body does speak engrish
  • stewie88 - January 1, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    O lads. #4 made me laugh
  • DasavageJ - December 28, 2008 1:29 a.m.

    Hilarious article, once again I'm reminded of why I come back to this site. also CoD_22 has a good point, lol!!!

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