Keep your toys close and your enemy toys closer
What the heck is a Galaga, anyway?
Not nearly as dirty as the name suggests
Only much, much weirder
And it's back to prove definitively how dumb you are
But better, as there's no male bonding
After far too long a wait, the gloppy puzzler arrives on iOS
Only with more sightseeing
Only with more exploding toilets
And it still includes the fan-favorite inability to ambulate while shooting
And it's all the work of one dedicated man
Wait, do germs wear shoes?
Help a blind man get his organic pizza toppings, will ya?
Spoony bards, chocobos, and dragoons! They're all back
Just without the snappy writing
I can has robot friend?
Divide. Conquer. Level up
You will die. Many, many times
Remember, hands at 10 and 2 for a good clean kill
Catch bugs. Catch frogs. Repeat
It's good to be king!
Existential ruminations in a SCUMM-y wrapper
Find out exactly how stupid you really are
Is this game-changing spin-off what you've been fantasizing about all these years?
Tedious, unpolished gameplay washes away impressive water effects
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