David_Wolinsky

Only much, much weirder

And it's back to prove definitively how dumb you are

But better, as there's no male bonding

After far too long a wait, the gloppy puzzler arrives on iOS

Only with more sightseeing

Only with more exploding toilets

And it still includes the fan-favorite inability to ambulate while shooting

And it's all the work of one dedicated man

Wait, do germs wear shoes?

Help a blind man get his organic pizza toppings, will ya?

Just without the snappy writing

I can has robot friend?

Divide. Conquer. Level up

You will die. Many, many times

Remember, hands at 10 and 2 for a good clean kill

Catch bugs. Catch frogs. Repeat