Review "Long, awkward, and clunky, you could slap a moustache onto one of the ludicrously L-shaped capsules and market it as distilled essence of Luigi."
Review Anyone who thinks Mama just stays in the kitchen cooking things all day is so naive. She also goes out into the garden to grow things to cook. Yep. Oh, but there's more...
Review "Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition is a mediocre game that is relying on misty-eyed nostalgia for sales, rather than offering a new spin on 18-years-old content."