World of Nintendo

16)8-bit trance
This bloke seems interesting. He%26rsquo;s called noteNdo and he does a kind of music visualisation thing using modified NES consoles. While Mr.noteNdo pokes around in their jumper-plugged electrical guts, the painfully epic crashes he induces are beamed through a pair of projectors as random characters, bits of memory map, colourful static and flashing blocks of nothing. We%26rsquo;d take those back to the shop, mate.

17)Super plushy goodness
Brilliant! This is the kind of cuddly merchandise we like, and they make noises when you hit them. Ba-ding goes the question block, erasing all memory of irritating internet jokes about cake that we simply don%26rsquo;t understand.

18)Yoshi lunchbox
Probably the only lunchbox that comes with a car adapter, screen protector and a pair of headphones, this is the official way to carry a bag of chips, a Twix and a DS in one handy package. It also comes with styluses, stickers and things like that. It%26rsquo;s halfway between one of those DS starter set gift packs and something actually useful.

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Martin Kitts is a veteran of the video game journalism field, having worked his way up through the ranks at N64 magazine and into its iterations as NGC and NGamer. Martin has contributed to countless other publications over the years, including GamesRadar+, GamesMaster, and Official Xbox Magazine.