Girls, games and the crap they play

Babies. They're everywhere. Take a look across the street and there's a baby. They're all over town, crying horrible baby-shrieks while you're trying to enjoy your bucket of KFC in silence. The future of humanity is baby-shaped, and it's taking a piss on your new carpet.

But in this modern world littered with celebrity babies and family programming, it’s a faux-pas to dislike the little guys. Luckily, My Little Baby enables you to bypass this problem by enabling you to raise a baby without having any direct contact with one. Now you can spend hours with your DS bubble-boy, raising him at a safe distance from the opposite side of a thick plastic screen. While My Little Baby is catered to the market of girls in the world who are entranced by the adorable doe-eyes of newborn babies, this is a valuable perk considering they’ve made of their babies look likeJoe Viterelli.