Braving Minecraft's shadowed corners without a light is ill-advised, lest you stumble headfirst into a burst of Creeper confetti. A lesser danger resides within late-night, real-world ventures for drinks of water, but ThinkGeek's Minecraft Redstone Torch offers a tidy solution to both problems.
Aside from its gentle, illuminating glow, the torch has two USB ports at its base to keep mobile devices charged, meaning you'll be protected from blindsides, stubbed toes and low batteries. Who knew that a burning stick replica could perform such vital services?
If you're willing to deal with an AC cable, ThinkGeek's StarCraft Protoss Pylon offers charging opportunities for mobile devices as well as ancient alien armies. True to Starcraft form, ThinkGeek's Pylons will need some time before they warp into mailboxes; the listing notes a Mid-December 2015 availability window. Both versions also ship with one micro-USB cable to get you started.