KISS/TEARS OF THE HELGHAST
Inspired by: Killzone 2
As soon as you’re done dominating servers and trolling message boards, negotiate a truce with a couple of caffeinated pick-me-ups. Your Alpha Squad’s morale should increase tenfold.
VERN SAYS: “That’s a lot of Kahlua for one drink, but the multiple cherries keep things tolerable. Now, if only it didn’t look so much like blood…”
BLANKATINI
Inspired by: Street Fighter IV
Street Fighter IV’s boy from Brazil gets a fruity concoction all his own! Line the rim of the glass with orange sugar or cotton candy for even more of a sugary Blanka bite.
VERN SAYS: “Damn Good! Although, Blanka is one of my favorite characters, so perhaps I’m biased. Or drunk.”
HELLDORADO
Inspired by: Uncharted 2
Why tear through an entire South American jungle looking for riches when true happiness resides in your nearest liquor cabinet?! This tropical delight goes down best with a pair of floral shorts and/or an embarrassingly large hat.
VERN SAYS: “This is basically a stronger Blue Hawaiian, isn’t it? It’s almost too classic to mess up. Plus I’m a sucker for anything with an umbrella. Or coconut. Or large amounts of alcohol.”
DEATH FROM ABOVE
Inspired by: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
What would Soap MacTavish drink? Something destructive! Pour in some Gin and 151, then set ablaze! Drop in a shot of cola to douse flame BEFORE CONSUMPTION. Should you accidently drink the fire, find cover and wait for your health to regenerate.
VERN SAYS: “It tastes like burning! No, wait, that’s … My face! My beautiful face!”
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