Brace yourselves for another packed seven days, Earthling
MONDAY 5 MARCH
Game Of Thrones finally arrives on DVD and Blu-ray today – quick throw a feast and stab someone in the back! Also out today are Contagion , Immortals and Tom Baker Who four-parter “The Face Of Evil”.
Grimm continues over on Watch from 9pm.
Dirk Gently returns for the first of a three-part series on BBC Four at 9pm.
Angelina Jolie and her crazed leg appear on Syfy at 9pm in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider .
Gonzo undead cop-comedy Death Valley continues on MTV at 10pm.
TUESDAY 6 MARCH
Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil begins on Syfy at 10pm.
Sultry bloodsuckers get all angsty over on ITV2 at 10pm as The Vampire Diaries continues.
Ginger Snaps in a teen horror styl-ee at 11pm on Syfy.
WEDNESDAY 7 MARCH
Will Smith saves the world at 10:10pm on E4 in Independence Day . Hurrah!
Fringe continues at 10pm on Sky One.
THURSDAY 8 MARCH
Get your claws out with Hugh Jackman in X-Men Origins: Wolverine , 9pm on Film4.
Catch season two of Lost Girl over on Syfy, also at 9pm.
A slice of Kiwi sci-fi lands on Syfy in the form of The Almighty Johnsons , from 10pm.
FRIDAY 9 MARCH
Head to the Red Planet today – and in three glorious, retina-scorching dimensions – as John Carter hits your local multiplex.
Take control of Commander Shepard once more as Mass Effect 3 lands on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360.
Will Smith crops up again in Hitch , 9pm on 5*.
Spinning metallic death heads your way in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen , Film4 at 9pm.
He's blind, but he'll kick you ass for fun - Daredevil defends Hell's Kitchen on E4 at 9pm.
Get your weekly fix of zombie madness in TheWalking Dead , FX at 10pm.
SATURDAY 10 MARCH
Steve Carell gets himself in an unholy mess in Evan Almighty , 3:55pm on ITV1.
Neo is back in The Matrix Reloaded , 9pm on Sky One.
The original and the best, George A Romero's zombie classic Dawn Of The Dead is on Syfy at 10pm.
Prepare for the worst as Deep Impact smashes on to BBC Three at 10:10pm.
SUNDAY 11 MARCH
Sean Connery struts his stuff in Thunderball , 12:40pm on ITV1.
The Rock simply is The Scorpion King , 5:15pm on ITV2.
Slightly rubbish sequel starring - you guessed it - Will Smith, Men In Black 2 is on Channel 5 at 6:20pm.
Being Human continues on BBC Three at 9pm.
You'd have thought with a title like this it'd be the last in the series, but you'd be wrong - watch chiselled teens attempt to cheat death in The Final Destination , 10pm on Channel 4.
True Blood 's fourth season continues on FX tonight at 10pm.