"Hey, I've spotted a sniper!"
"Oh forget it"
"Okay... Hey, I've spotted a sniper..."
"Oh, it's okay. He's just washing our valuable things to keep them extra shiny. Washing them in the river. And I'm sure he'll be back in a minute..."
Er, the anvil's behind you, love:
Some guards are more harm than good:
"Must. Concentrate. On soup. Must. Not. Allow self to be distracted. By. Anything"