The attack: Groin squeeze
Bloodlust sated for now? Good, then let’s get the rest of the minimally violent groin attacks out of the way. Bully (or Canis Canem Edit, for you in the UK) is one of Rockstar’s less violent games, but its hero might be the first videogame character ever to cup a pair of balls in his hand and squeeze until his enemy is reduced to a sad mess. It happens randomly, whenever Jimmy’s accosted by one of Bullworth Academy’s roaming prefects.
Struggle to escape, and you might be rewarded with this unpleasant scene:
This leaves them doubled over in agony, but only for a moment, so at this point it’s probably a good idea to run away very fast.
Above: WHY WOULD YOU JUST STAND THERE
Wince factor:
