Fan films gone wrong

The Worst Jedi Ever

Dear Star Wars fans who make their own lightsaber duels,

We like Star Wars too. But if we see another one of your home-brewed lightsaber duels with your friends running around your high school or parents’ backyard dressed in t-shirts and jeans, we just might have to rotoscope ourselves committing seppuku and bleeding to death with some clever use of After Effects. Please save yourself the trouble and post a montage of you and your buddies falling down, dropping your homemade hilts, and getting a talking to by the police instead.

Sincerely,

GamesRadar

Above: According to our Department of Made Up Statistics and Lies, homemade lightsaber duels will make up a whopping 80% of YouTube’s content by the year 2010

Below: Weak Jedi slip, fall, drop their lightsabers, and visit the police station

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