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What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"

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216 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
TobiUchiha  - 5 months 2 days ago 
FIRST!!!!!11!!!!!1! lolz i is da bestezt

lol nice article though
GamesRadarBrettElston  - 5 months 2 days ago 
- Modified by Moderator
I WAS NOT FIRST AFTER ALL!!!!!!! PAUL FORGIVE ME
CapnCrotchPunch  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Wow another hilarious article by Paul Ryan, Keep it up man!
GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly  - 5 months 2 days ago 
I can't tell where the comments end and the article begins, it's all a mystery
Cwf2008  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Freaken hilarious...but is this an old or new article? Because it says that the comments above were posted nearly a year ago...
Ell223  - 5 months 2 days ago 
fifth

because i care about fifth too
Cwf2008  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Ok never mind im an idiot and my computer was being stupid. (hopes i dont get posted on a future feature as the idiot who double posted to show he was an idiot)
Firstest  - 5 months 2 days ago 
First!

Lolz lolz loz
Firstest  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Ah crap
TobiUchiha  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Ironic that the first time I get first in an article on GR is an article about how saying "FIRST" is so stupid and pointless.

WOOO I'M A STEREOTYPE

P.S haha Brett
Titanguy654  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Yay, I'm in a GamesRadar article! My life is now complete.
Titanguy654  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Seriously though, saying "first" is lame. Although I do feel kind of stupid now for ranting about it in the comments section.....
skyguy343  - 5 months 2 days ago 
paul ryan, creative genius
Z-man427  - 5 months 2 days ago 
you know, my comment that made it in was in fact directed at the article, not the "First" comment.

but this article had my chuckling and jiggling with mirth.

but yeah... 14th? why the hell not?
Awesomeitude1523  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Uhh... hold on...... 15TH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Titanguy654  - 5 months 2 days ago 
^
z-man, I think you're missing the joke.
twishart  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Wow, that's actually my first and only first, and it was completely unintentional. I'm pretty epic that way.

SEVENTEENTH!
animeman  - 5 months 2 days ago 
This makes me want to have way more firsts.(Only have two)
Awesomeitude1523  - 5 months 2 days ago 
OH SHIT I JUST SAW THAT ONE OF MY COMMENTS WAS MENTIONED AS IRRELEVANT ON THE FIRST PAGE!!! NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!
EvilNinjaSquibidyflop  - 5 months 2 days ago 
Why can't Paul at least help with all the articles? And be on every Tdar? Please?

Also, expect to see some blowback after linking to all those past articles.
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