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Artist Colony



Have a gander at Artist Colony’s wall-eyed, purty mouthed heroes Ben, Painter and Jack, Photographer, estranged half-brothers who are both eager to bang Simone, an aspiring (lap?) dancer who may tear the colony apart. Isn’t this crap better suited to a show on the CW?

Memento Mori



In Latin, Memento Mori means, “Remember, you must die.” We’re not sure which is more lifeless, Memento Mori’s last-gen graphics or knock-off DaVinci Code plot.

SimAnimals Africa



Our newest GamesRadar editor, B Buttercup, insisted we include SimAnimals Africa in Trailer Trash because of the hot piece of zebra tail at :26. Looks like someone’s got a case of jungle fever!