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The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games

The most criminal imperfections of all time

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

The best parts: Captivating fairy-tale adventure; timeless gameplay; iconic heroes, heroines and villains; challenging dungeons and puzzles; an unforgettable aura of innocence and imagination.

The WORST part:          WATER 

How, you ask, could a franchise as established and worshipped as The Legend of Zelda possibly have a flaw? And, even if the series did suffer from some irritating imperfection, how could that imperfection possibly be something as simple and harmless as... water?

We don't know, but look at the evidence:

  • The most controversial and polarizing of all Zelda games, Wind Waker, just happens to be the first Zelda game set entirely on or around water. Many fans hated the world's new look as much as they hated Link's new look.
  • Even folks who dug the changed art style couldn't stand the changed mode of transportation. Sailing across the water in Wind Waker is a tiresome pain. Too much blue...

  • Want to get out of the boat and do some swimming? Link "drowns" within a minute. In other games, he's hurt instantly. The kid can defeat Ganon a thousand times over, but he can't swim?
  • The most hated level of any Zelda game - perhaps of any game ever - is Ocarina of Time's Water Temple. We've had nightmares about that place...


  • Yet the Water Temple is really pretty horrible no matter what Zelda you're playing. The phrase "water temple" has become geek slang, synonymous with "hellhole," "virtually impossible to solve," and "the equivalent of a complete rectal examination." Seriously, look it up in the dictionary.
  • The fishing minigames are always the most dull and pointless.

Case closed. Like a cat, toaster or Gremlin, you DO NOT want to put The Legend of Zelda franchise near water. Bad shit is bound to happen.

Dishonorable mention: Tingle. What an asshole.

 

 
15 Comments
marcusfenix22 - 3 months 4 days ago
i hate the flood in halo so much and the slow elevators in mass effect SUCK!
al455 - 3 months 2 days ago
Cortana on ledgendary...stopped playing after 10 seconds of torture.
CookieMonstersCousin - 2 months 29 days ago
I played ocorania of time when i was a lil kid and i had to quit after i got to the water temple because i couldnt figure it out a couple years l8er i tried to beat it it took me a month o figure out wihout cheats...... when i played twilight princess i was afraid to play water temple because of the last water temple i played :P
tazzfalcon - 2 months 21 days ago
The Blue Shell thing is spot on. And if you try to tell the losers whove been trailing you the whole damn race that its unfair they flame you for being a winger... ludicris.
rockykid19 - 2 months 21 days ago
has this ever happened to you? i killed the anti-link finally after a half hour, then that sucky thing eat me, for some reason i opened the door and came back, and all my shit was gone, including my blue tunic
slapme7times - 2 months 21 days ago
Great article... GR has the best random shit like this around...

too bad their reviews aren't has hardcore... too many high scores you bastards.
KHfan - 2 months 16 days ago
i think the trouble of building a gummi ship in kingdom hearts is much worse then flying it and yes, the mermaid songs are really annoying!!!!!!!!
NullG7 - 2 months 5 days ago
GR is right Legend Of Zelda + Water = Anoyingly imposible game
gudtarplaya - 2 months 4 days ago
OMG! the time limit in dead rising is soo effin annoying! ill be like, oh i have enough time so i'll go work out, and when ur done u failed the game
Gabenader - 2 months 10 hours ago
OMG! i hate the blue shells so much! i was almost down with star cup 1st place 150cc and BAM! 4th place!and dead rising would be the best game ever without the damn time limit!
cultofbananas - 1 month 25 days ago
Those blue shell pics are freaking hilarious!
SEF - 1 month 20 days ago
Dude, what? I personally enjoyed the water temple, and Wind Waker. But I will agree that tingle is an asshole.
Evolution - 11 days 49 minutes ago
yeah!the blue shells are a real pain
IpOd - 4 days 6 hours ago
yes the mermaid songs was very FRUSTRATING and still yet im stuck on that mission >.<
yoshileeiscute - 3 days 4 hours ago
lol those were hilarious pictures of the blue shell.
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