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The Top 7... Sadistic moments in games

Inflicting a world of pain seven times over

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

Pain, eh? Nature's way of saying 'this'll learn ya' when you do something stupid like fall on your keys in a nettle patch made of razor wire. With salt on it. Videogame-wise, however, there's virtually no chance a game will be able to physically cause you pain.

Thankfully, there's a much more cathartic alternative - you get to inflict it instead. But where does necessity end and callousness begin? We reckon we've found the line - so here are our top 7 sadistic moments in gaming.

(Note: Due to the violent nature of sadism, you should probably stop reading if you're young, impressionable, or feel that Tom & Jerry is 'unsuitable' for you)

 

Well, it's a game based around the concept of making a human being suffer as much as possible, just for laughs. You load your punk/cheerleader/cow into a catupult and twang them into buildings, subway trains and old grannies, trying to hurt everyone and everything as much as possible on the way.

But our favourite method for delivering pain has to be finishing your go by getting run over by the Police – who don't even stop. Here's one we made earlier:



How sick is it? 
If it wasn't so catoonified and goreless, this would surely be number one. As it is, you'll feel pain in your sides from laughing so hard, but that's all.  

 

When you buy Lemmings, you go through three distinct phases. Firstly, there's the panic as your Lemmings walk blindly over cliffs or into nasty chopping devices - you'll really want to save them. Secondly, there's the careful, measured attempts at doing just that (Note: This phase lasts only as long as your attention span). And then comes the final phase...

...where you blow them all up! You see, the quit button doesn't simply quit the level, it sets a time bomb above every lemming's head, counting down from five until they explode in quick succession. Funnel your lemmings into a tight spot and you get a beautiful fireworks display of death like this one:


Above: This explosion is painful for your console too. Slowdown time!

But that's not quite our chosen moment. The most sadistic Lemmings player of all will save all of his lemmings except one, setting a time bomb ticking above his head just metres from his goal. Will he make it in time? Or will the proverbial sword of Damocles descend on his existence a mere second from safety? Let's find out...



How sick is it?
Lemmings in the game are suicidal by nature (unlike their real-life counterparts, apparently) so they probably wanted to go anyway. If we get a kick out of it by choosing the method of their demise, who's the victim? Still, the genocide of the quit button is a bit harsh.


 
49 Comments
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Ocelot  - 9 months 9 days ago 
first, great sadism on show
maximus13  - 9 months 9 days ago 
second, pain is so good to let out anger !
EYE8URBRAINS  - 9 months 9 days ago 
The Sims, how terrible...
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Fourth And Pain ia na Awesome game for stress releif, Nice One GR
SuperBadnik  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Lol, The Sims.
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Is A* Sorry Sticky Key Board (Stoooopid Kids)
Lujo  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Great article, but...

C'mon. Where's Conker's Bad Fur Day?
m3ntalist86  - 9 months 9 days ago 
wheres mortal kombat? FATILITY
Auron  - 9 months 9 days ago 
microsoft word is fucking brutal.
noobeater  - 9 months 9 days ago 
lol i somehow expected sims to be on there

and yet i still laughed

you sumerised its pure hardcore sadistic nature perfectly when you said:
letting your Sim take a dip in a lovely new swimming pool and then taking away the steps. Evil!

lol once again...but does it mean we're sadistic for looking at this ?!?!
GamesRadarEricBratcher  - 9 months 9 days ago 
If the list went to nine, I'd add - SPOILER ALERT...

8. The bit in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic where you can make the wookiee kill Mission Vao.

9. The part in the first God of War where you push the guy in the cage into the fire. Those both felt brutal to me.
Unoriginal  - 9 months 9 days ago 
It's so endlessly fun torturing your Sims.
If the Sims brings out your true inner nature then I guess im a sadistic bastard on the inside.
DeadGirls  - 9 months 9 days ago 
I can't believe we still live in a world where we let government's ban things from us. Aren't we (as humanity) fully grown-up yet?


Censorship is for fucking pussies.
Thequestion 121  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Love the Sims! Everyone has a little sadist in them.
Heyexclamationpoint  - 9 months 9 days ago 
I remember when Mortal Kombat II first came out in arcades the programmers left an interesting bug where you could still move after performing a babality. If you performed an attack on the baby then the corresponding blood burst would appear and the baby would be gone. Unfortunately this bug was fixed in the final version of the game.

Right now it would be the perfect revenge for all these stupid baby games.
Jax  - 9 months 9 days ago 
Lemmings actually are suicidal in real life, when they migrate they end up either crawling of a cliff or trying to swim across the ocean. Just clarifying that
crossed23  - 9 months 9 days ago 
lol Sims, Great Sadism, Last night I blew the head off a raider with a freakin coffee cup in Fallout 3, it was great. Also Im really glad Im not the only one thinkin it was awesome killin Laura over and over again.
Ninja-KiLLR  - 9 months 9 days ago 
killing sims = tons of fun
Gotxxrock  - 9 months 9 days ago 
WOW, where was the first KOTOR!? At the end of the game, when you can have Zaalbar kill Mission the Twi'lek, his life long companion and friend, simply because he owes you a life debt!! Nothing beats that!!
Great list otherwise, loved the Lummings spot =D
cuatico  - 9 months 9 days ago 
and shadow of the colossus?
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