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The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US
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Assassin's Creed begins with a noble and heartfelt disclaimer: "This work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs."

Huh. They forgot to mention that the game was also "designed, developed and produced" by at least one devious pervert, if the statue below is any indication. Knowing how long this title took to create, how much time do you think some artist wasted on rendering a couple of three-dimensional bronze nipples? Or was that part of the budget? If so, and far more importantly, how much was some artist paid to render a couple of three-dimensional bronze nipples? The mind boggles.



A few people have trouble seeing them above, but believe us, they're definitely there. If you want proof, head for Damascus after you've unlocked the Rich District. She's in the lower left corner of the map, near the location of Flag #84.


Assassin's Creed... again

Seriously, now we HAVE to know. How much time, money and thought goes into the design, development and production of scholarly white underwear on the infinitesimal chance that some disturbed gamer will randomly decide to look up their robes?

Oh, wait a second...

 
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h3110 - 2 months 18 days ago
1st
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h3110 - 2 months 18 days ago
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
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dropitlikeitshot - 2 months 18 days ago
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
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henry.beers - 2 months 11 days ago
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
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Kratos999 - 1 month 13 days ago
Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
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xyxCORTEZxyx - 1 month 4 days ago
ha ha ha if u clicked this u r a frieken pervert lol
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