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The Top 7... inanimate objects

They're nothing without you

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US


The perfect example. Mr/s Companion Cube literally does nothing, yet managed to ensare the attention of gamers with ease. Sure it helps that it's a key part of 2007's best game. Yes we're commanded to care for it by the ominous GlaDOS. But we didn't need to be ordered to love it - we simply did. Maybe it's the subtle heart decals, we aren’t sure, but something about it made everyone go nuts. See:

A gingerbread creation from gamecakes.com.

A plush cube selling for $365, as noted by Kotaku.

A massive cube auctioned for charity, eventually selling for $1,200.

This early adopter branded their ambiguous legs with both the cube and its counterpart, the cake of lies, as submitted to the aforementioned Kotaku.

Even Halloween was overtaken by Portal/Companion Cube love, as seen on Joystiq.

Bottom line - everyone loves Portal, and that means everyone loves the cube. But there was one item we just couldn't deny, and it had to take the number one spot. Chances are you'll agree...


So meaty: While we're on the subject of cubes, Unreal's meat cube managed to bring the GR offices to a halt when it first popped on the intertubes. All it does is flop around and absorb damage, but it's the primary reason we're eager for Gears 2.

 
7 Comments
Burn - 2 months 17 days ago
Love that shoe...
Nin10DOH - 2 months 17 days ago
the box was the most important Metal Gear Solid item ever
VoodooPanda - 2 months 17 days ago
Hate the Companion Cube. My friend is obsessed with it. "It takes hits for you like a good friend would, you can use it as a step, and it will go anywhere with you without complaining." Thats his reasons why its awesome. But I think if it doesnt explode or shoot something then its useless to me.
iiscody - 1 month 24 days ago
only the completely useless items are any good. WCC is my favorite. i played portal multiple times just to use it for 10 minutes. but all of the other objects made a huge impact on my life too...
NullG7 - 1 month 20 days ago
I love that giant shoe I have played the game a few times just to hop around in it like the guy in the video
xReptar - 23 days 13 hours ago
I'm surprised the WCC wasn't first.
kamikaz3e124 - 23 days 12 hours ago
I wish the WCC was first. I dont know why, but im obsessed with it.
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