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The Top 7... inanimate objects

They're nothing without you

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US


 

None of the other items on this list are weapons. We wanted to avoid them as much as possible, otherwise we'd end up with a collection of "the best power-ups ever," like Quad Damage in Quake or the bat morph in Symphony of the Night. But then we remembered the bafflingly named Screw Attack, and how happy its simplistic "S" design made us each time we found it. Who wouldn't freak out about acquiring a power-up that lets you somersault through the air while encased in electricity, not to mention hover through the air indefinitely? It's not just cool to look at, either - the Screw Attack is crucial to gameplay and more importantly, a blast to use. This guy clearly loves it:



The Screw Attack earns bonus points for one more reason: it was omitted from Metroid Prime, the series' big comeback. Metroid fans had to wait 10 years, from '94 to '04 to see it brilliantly translated to 3D. Upon seeing it again, many a Metroid player simply couldn't wait to put it to use. Let us pray it never leaves us again. It just wouldn’t be a Metroid game without it. Snake needs his box, Samus needs her Screw.

Eating crow: Even though we vowed to avoid weapons, Gordon Freeman's crowbar is too iconic and beloved to ignore. Despite being the first weapon you receive, it's your only defense for some time, creating a strong bond between inanimate club and scared-shitless scientist.

 
7 Comments
Burn - 2 months 17 days ago
Love that shoe...
Nin10DOH - 2 months 17 days ago
the box was the most important Metal Gear Solid item ever
VoodooPanda - 2 months 17 days ago
Hate the Companion Cube. My friend is obsessed with it. "It takes hits for you like a good friend would, you can use it as a step, and it will go anywhere with you without complaining." Thats his reasons why its awesome. But I think if it doesnt explode or shoot something then its useless to me.
iiscody - 1 month 24 days ago
only the completely useless items are any good. WCC is my favorite. i played portal multiple times just to use it for 10 minutes. but all of the other objects made a huge impact on my life too...
NullG7 - 1 month 20 days ago
I love that giant shoe I have played the game a few times just to hop around in it like the guy in the video
xReptar - 23 days 13 hours ago
I'm surprised the WCC wasn't first.
kamikaz3e124 - 23 days 12 hours ago
I wish the WCC was first. I dont know why, but im obsessed with it.
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