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The Top 7... Gamers' New Year's resolutions

Your guide to a happy, healthy new year of gaming

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

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6. Untangle the wires behind your entertainment center

Wrestling the spaghetti monster lurking behind your TV or monitor is a daunting task, but you’ll feel much better when you’re done. There’s also a good chance you’ll find some of the things you lost in the past year and didn’t care enough about to move any furniture for. You know, like the used copy of Vampire Rain your well-meaning grandmother got you for Christmas, or that report card you stole out of the mailbox and told your mom was “lost in transit.”

Above: Our video capture room could use some of this treatment. Maybe next year

If you’re unconvinced, the following list contains seven zero-hassle ways to complete this chore. That’s right, a Top 7 list in a Top 7 list; we’re so damn avant-garde.

7. Unplug everything and then plug it back in
6. Use a lot of twist ties
5. Ask someone else to do it
4. Hire an illegal immigrant to do it
3. Pretend you’re diffusing a bomb
2. Try really hard to do it
1. Buy a new entertainment center

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TheKitchenSink - 19 days 6 hours ago

Bwahaha. Just leafing through these, came to page 5.

I don't have the game, but I *do* have Okami. And I never finished it. I got pretty far, but other things popped up and I played them and I was going to play but then I didn't and then I said to myself "you're not going to play this for like another two years despite your best intentions, are you?" and then that happened and I completed a run-on sentence.

But yeah, I saw that and I was like, "yeah...Okami..." same thing with Metroid Prime 2. Oh well.

And then at the end of it, the article tells me to play Okami ;_;

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