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The Top 7 - Fruitless Endeavors

The most insulting rewards for the biggest tasks in gaming

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

Completing story mode
We like Need for Speed Carbon – it took the whole street racing genre probably as far as it was going to go on last-gen systems. And yes, we did finish the game. It wasn't easy and it took hours and hours, which admittedly turned into a bit of a slog near the end.

The plot ties up nicely, even though we don't really care about it. And after a game full of cool unlocks like pearlescent paint and oversized spoilers, you could be forgiven for expecting something awesome as a big 'congratulations' for getting to the end.

So what do we get? A ridiculously short end movie (30 seconds long - see it below if you don't mind spoilers), five new cars (when we already had loads of good ones) and, most crushingly, an invitation to start the whole game again with a different car class. Our eyes widen in disbelief. Are you kidding? How is that a reward? It's basically saying "Well done – tell you what, seeing as you've been so good, persevering through that drawn-out career mode, we'll let you do it again. Twice." No thanks.




100%
How many hours does it take to get 100% in GTA III? 150, perhaps? Maybe less if you've done it before and you eat sandbox games for breakfast. And sure, you get a whole load of benefits for your endeavors as you go, such as a cool new taxi, weapons outside your safehouse and all the health, pill and wanted level-cooling pick-ups you could ask for.

But you would think there would be something truly special waiting for you at the end of it all. Like a plane that actually flies properly, or maybe for snow to fall, covering the city in a white blanket. You know, something. Anything. But no, you get a stat that says '100%'.

Well done.

 
5 Comments
CuddlyBomber - 29 days 9 hours ago
God DAMN that Luigi! The number of times I tried to get that star are... well... I lost count!
Manny-Faces - 29 days 7 hours ago
nice colossos vid i still need to beat it lol :D
purpleshirt - 29 days 5 hours ago
my friend used hax to fill his pokedex
and i was like siiiick now i can see what proffsor oak says in eternia city
good job!, im happy
now go fuck off
was pretty much the gist of it
so im happy i decided not to sell my soul to that guy on the internet who promised me arceus in return.
really happy
slymaster - 23 days 12 hours ago
it only took me one day to beat the elite 4 and i got it the day it came out. started the next day and beat it around 11:00 pm never got complete pokedex (who realy does not like they give you any thing)
msfootball66 - 23 days 6 hours ago
haha its called cheats when i was little i got pokemon red and i just used cheats but im not really sure wat diamend and pearl are
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