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Beyond Good & Evil 2


The Preemptive 2009 Game Awards

We're handing out honors to games so good we haven't even played them yet

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

At the end of every year we get a new year – one that is numerically superior to its predecessor and brimming with new stuff to buy. But how do you know what to buy if all the shiny “best of” awards are given at the end of the year? You could spend your precious 365.24 days reading game reviews, but what are they compared to shiny metallic awards? Reviews are no better than game manuals – you never actually read them, you just pretend you’re reading them while your game loads.

Well guess what? GamesRadar has got this shit covered. Last year we began the tradition of preemptively handing out awards for games we mostly haven’t even played yet, giving you the power to make possibly informed purchases all year. These awards are entirely speculative and have no real guidelines, but they’re still better than reviews, which only contain neat golden ribbons when they’re for games that are about golden ribbons. Speaking of the ribbons… we fully expect every game mentioned here to feature our award prominently on its box (what an honor!), so look for that when browsing the aisles this year.


Guesstimated Award Probability: 84%

Great games are only occasionally rewarded with great sales numbers. The first Beyond Good and Evil was first-rate, but it suffered from too many simultaneous big releases.  And maybe the title was too cerebral. And maybe no one wanted to play as a female reporter named Jade. But that’s all a cryin’ shame, because it was a great game.

This year we all get a second chance to overlook greatness with Beyond Good and Evil 2 – a sequel Ubisoft was rightfully reluctant to invest in. It deserves to succeed, so I’m going to give it slightly better odds by iterating a few things which, by chance, suggest a relationship between Beyond Good and Evil and a certain game selling phenomenon: it’s made by Ubisoft, the main character is named Jade, and it was developed by the creator of Rayman. Woooeeeoooo…

Other potential winners: 
Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising – Ultra-serious conflict simulations tend to be a bit overlooked by the mainstream, but what we know of OF2 suggests that it’ll be spectacular.
Ghostbusters – This might be a great game, but the people who are going to be really excited about it are people who remember the ‘80s, so it may be overlooked by the young crowd. Or maybe we underestimate the youths’ ability to soak up reflected nostalgia.


Guesstimated Award Probability: 78%

Blizzard’s speedy development cycle is practically unmatched.  Ha ha. That was sarcasm. We won’t be playing Diablo III for a while. Don’t fret - you might get Starcraft II this year! Or maybe a third of it.


Above: Nope

The fact is that if you’re freaking Blizzard you can release your games whenever you damn want. We’re still playing and enjoying games they made 10 years ago, so why should they rush anything? Blizzard’s slow and steady attitude has consistently resulted in immaculate games… which they’ve continued to patch for over a decade - that’s dedication. Thanks for staying cool Blizzard – we’ll wait for you.

Other potential winners:
Duke Nukem
– Because it will never be released.
Final Fantasy XIII –North America and Europe almost definitely won’t see this until 2010.


 
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ClusterShart  - 10 months 12 days ago 
LOL, tyler you astound me

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DeadGirls  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Yeah, I'd say those are some pretty good estimations.
Bioshock 2 is going to have to work really hard to get my vote for best game of the year though. The first one seemed, to me, to only be an average shooter, albeit with an intriguing premise, and packaged in a unique setting. It didn't even warrant a second play-through (in fact, it was all downhill after the 'twist' -- the ending(s) was weak).
Synster  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Heh. And here comes the Flames from the Killzone fanboys. I Guarantee it. More or less, He's right about the God of War award. That franchise truly only appeals to people who've played it from start to finish in just about every game. Though the PSP version isn't exactly needed nor' just about nobody on the face of the Earth has the Cellphone version. There are some points I'd disagree with, how God of War has "Cineractive silliness", but to each our own opinion, as I don't get uptight about Video Games like others seem to do so quickly.
Miller129  - 10 months 12 days ago 
go Bioshock 2!!
darkwolf777  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Damn I cant wait for RE5
CH3BURASHKA  - 10 months 12 days ago 
*Sighs, rubs eyes tiredly*

Jade Raymond JUST (like, 2 days ago) said that she isn't involved with I Am Alive. Come on guys, might want to read Joystiq once in a while.

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bioshocker  - 10 months 12 days ago 
@^
demo Monday looks incredible
chaz09  - 10 months 12 days ago 
haha i am definitely putting that award sticker on my games



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revrock  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Holy smokes do I hope Madworld lives up to the hype...

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GamesRadarTylerWilde  - 10 months 12 days ago 
- Modified by Moderator
@CH3BURASHKA - I do read Joytiq, among other blogs, but this happens, not every little bit of game news reaches us fast enough. But it is my fault for trusting the sites that spread the rumor in the first place and not double checking. To be fixed shortly.
AnonymouZ  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Let's hope you are wrong, but lets predict you're right.

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alfonso.hdez  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Aaah, and that's why I just love Gamesradar! Great article indeed, but what? no PSP games were mention...ooh, wait...
naw but seriously, at this point this article seems really accurate, let's see on 11 months :)
Snarf  - 10 months 12 days ago 
You used the word "guesstimated"....
That is the worst word EVER.
may.be.vital  - 10 months 12 days ago 
Ya I have to agree with the God of War comment. It, and its various sequels, are all really just hack and slash, arcade beat-em-ups. Exceptionally well made games yes, and very fun to play for a short time, but I really didnt see any replay value.
MGS4SolidSnake  - 10 months 12 days ago 
i just hope for another game with a story half as good as mgs4
gutlessVADER  - 10 months 12 days ago 
I agree with the PS3 not having many great games - most of them are third party and on the 360 anyway
Grenade  - 10 months 12 days ago 
BioShock 2 will disappoint, Killzone 2 will live up to the hype, because GR are just being biased about it, Heavy Rain will be decent Mad World will be 'fun' but repetitive.

That's my prediction.
Jaces  - 10 months 12 days ago 
You're online name should be "gutlessfanbou"...fits perfectly.

Anyway, I can't wait to get my hands on Beyond Good & Evil 2.
Hurricrane  - 10 months 12 days ago 
rofls, great articel again Tyler, I love all these mock awards!
AfricanWoolf  - 10 months 12 days ago 
"At the end of every year we get a new year – one that is numerically superior to its predecessor"

I love you guys. :-D
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