Inspired missions

1) Lovemeet

A true zinger that ranks right up there in the all-time GTA pantheon, this sees Niko arranging a liaison with raging limp-wrister French Tom via an internet singles site, before calmly executing him mid-date. Homophobe!

2) Have A Heart
When hot-headed Elizabeta pulls the trigger on poor Manny, Niko is charged with delivering the bodies to a local, erm...  mortician. Beware though, because bad driving knocks the trunk open - leaving the grisly evidence for all to see... Oopsy!

3) I’ll Take Her
This proves even the simplest trick can be genius as mafia brat Gracie Ancelotti responds to Niko’s kidnapping attempts by trying to wrestle control of his vehicle - fail to subdue her and a car crash ending beckons.

4) Truck Hustle

This presents another innovative take on driving, although this time Niko is a reluctant passenger - hanging on for dear life! Hammer the sprint button to maintain grip, and tap the analogue stick to roll as you make your way up to the cabin.

5) Hating the Haters
This is another super camp outing, as Niko protects his pal Bernie from being harassed by homophobes in the park. Get a laugh at Bernie’s effeminate jogging style!

Cool treats

1) Sex for favors
Hook up with the lawyer and/or nurse on internet site Lovemeet and, if Niko works his magic, he’ll be entitled to discounts whenever he gets arrested or ‘dies’. You’ll also score the ‘Mild Coffee’ achievement. Bonus.

2) Revealing resume
Scan though Niko’s resume during the mission ‘Final Interview’ and you’ll see he has an MA from Bulford University. Related to Bully’s Bullworth Academy, maybe a European sister school?

3) Feeling horny

Fed up with waiting for slow drivers at toll bridges? Give them a cheeky honk on your horn, but don’t be surprised if they respond by giving you the finger or even getting out of their car to kick off a fight!

4) King of comedy

Go for a wander in the vicinity of Star Junction and you’ll likely stumble upon the comedy club. Once inside, take a seat and prepare to be entertained by the stand-up skills of Katt Williams and... Ricky Gervais!

5) DUI or die

Give one of Niko’s pals a buzz on your cell and mosey on down to Irish pub Blarneys. More than a few lagers later, everything goes a little hazy and if you try to drive home a nasty prang/beating by the cops beckons. Best grab a taxi, eh?