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The 10 manliest men in videogame history

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Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

Spoiler alert! The following video and article contain explicit discussion of critical plot points from several popular games. Watch and read at your own risk.



Manliest moment: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"



Manliest moment: Evacuating unconscious pilots from an area that’s about to be bombed, after being instructed to leave them behind



Manliest moment
: Rescuing the warrior queen A’kanna from her insane father on Parad Isle



Manliest moment: Destroying the Dark Energy Reactor in the Citadel, heedless of the risk to himself



Manliest moment: Destroying M. Bison’s Psycho Drive by repeatedly pile-driving E. Honda’s face into it


 
67 Comments
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ELpork  -  
Don't forget, Zangief fights SSR bares. not them sissy Russian bares.
heartskuppy  -  
no duke?
skyguy343  -  
Wander from SotC has to have balls of legend to take down 16 behemoths
GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly  -  
@ heartskuppy:

no Duke Nukem is not a man. he is an infant in a man's body.
smallberry  -  
Funny article. Any more GTAIV romantic comedy vids coming Joe?

Trivia: Master Chief riding the bomb looks like its straight out of Dr. Strangelove.
FierceDeity  -  
i wanna add captain falcon. although he does wear nipple buttons making him a lot less manly.
lava_lamp  -  
sake is the manliest man
not just because of what you mention
but also MGS4 is the only game that has ever made me feel sad
he has enough manliness for emotions
Corsair89  -  
I agree with all of them. Solid Snake is incredible.
Jax  -  
Giving the Covenant back their bomb: Nice.
H2A2I00  -  
solid snake is the man
TrIp13G  -  
Gordon Freeman. Manliest nerd of all time.
Jaces  - 10 months 1 hour ago 
Dominic finding his wife, you call that a "manly" moment?
RonnyLive19881  - 10 months 1 hour ago 
Solid Snake is defiantly tops! I was really hoping that Isac would be on here. He fought through hoard of necromorphs while putting his mechanic skills to use on the ship while trying to save his girlfriend! MANLY!
jesusfrk15  - 10 months 34 minutes ago 
that was sweet, but i think sam fisher should of gotten higher then number eight
SuperScuttles  - 10 months 27 minutes ago 
Snake is the man. Besides Chuck Norris he owns us all not because hes a super solidier, no, because he makes evryone feel proud,sad, and angry with a change of a song not and scene.

For some reason I kinda wanted raiden to be here. Not for his MGS2 role but his MGS4 role, which made me want to play as him. He was so bad ass even though he such a pansie

Lol Re-Captcha: $84,000 pupils
Ninja-KiLLR  - 10 months 22 minutes ago 
bond shoulda been higher that dudes a pimp. but yeah snake is awsome.
Corsair89  -  
You know who should be on this list? Auron. Auron is incredibly manly.
jar-head  -  
CoD4- Only the best of soldiers knows when things are bigger, death, cannot stop a True Soldier, for every ounce of strength they Will Not Stop, Their Dying breath, through intense training knows that they cannot Fail, for you do Not Fail Your Country, ever, with Every Ounce of Strength...i Shall Fly through the valley of the departed, and Fear No Evil, for i am at 80,000 and Climbing, So Get Some, OOHAH!
AyJay  -  
WHAT THE HELL!!!! no simon or richter belmont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hav u SEEN the way that they powerwalk through the levels. and they kill fire or walls to get steak and money
AyJay  -  
seriously simon should have been in there
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