It’s not that we don't find the ladies of Soulcalibur IV beautiful. We just thought we had what it takes to design a better tit, er, fighter. The character creation mode of Soulcalibur IV seems somewhat lacking this time, but we did our damnedest to pull off everything the last one did.

Yeah, some of these have been done already, but we wanted to showcase some of our own abominations, and we're even giving you the basic recipe. We left some things out, like eye color; they can be changed as you see fit.

Think you can outdo the proud Radarians? We’re giving you a chance to one-up us in front of the whole internet! Post your customized Soulcalibur IV characters (with their corresponding recipe) right here in our forums and you could walk away with a coveted Soulcalibur IV arcade stick for 360 or PS3. Just check the official rules, let us know which stick you're after and don't let us down with substandard abominations unworthy of lavish prizes.

Iron Man
Hair: Long waves    Color: 9: 01, 32
Head equip: Caretaker's mask   Color: 9: 12, 14 – 9: 02, 20
Neck: Executioner's mask   Color: 9: 12, 14 – 9: 02, 20
Shoulder: Usurper's spaulders   Color: 9: 12, 14 – 9: 02, 22
Undergarments: Chain mail   Color: 9: 02, 20 – 9: 12, 14
Upper body: Usurper's breastplate  Color: 9: 12, 14 – 9: 01, 01
Arm: Dueler's gloves    Color: 9: 12, 14 – 9: 02, 20 – 9: 02, 20
Ankle: Shinobi tabi    Color: 9: 12, 14
Leg: Ashigarn greaves    Color: 9: 02, 20 – 9: 12, 14 – 9: 02, 20 – 9: 12, 14

Hulk
Face: 12
Hair: Short untidy    Color: 0: 01, 32
Lower body: Jester breeches   Color: 9: 50, 19 – 9: 50, 19
      Skin color: 9: 21, 31

Scorpion
Face: 19
Hair: Short rage    Color: 9: 01, 32
Head: Executioner's mask   Color: 9: 07, 18 – 9: 01, 32
Face equip: Thief's mask   Color: 0: 02, 32
Shoulder: Executioner's spaulders  Color: 9: 07, 18 – 9: 01, 32
Undergarments: Executioner's garters  Color: 9: 01, 32 – 9: 07, 18 – 9: 07, 18
Upper body: Caretaker's breastplate  Color: 9: 07, 17 – 9: 01, 32 – 9: 01, 32
Arm: Executioner's braces   Color: 9: 07, 18 – 9: 01, 32 – 9: 01, 32 - 9: 07, 18
Lower body: Executioner's belt   Color: 9: 01, 32 – 9: 07, 18 – 9: 01, 32 – 9: 07, 18
Ankle: Shinobi Tabi    Color: 9: 01, 32
Leg: Shinobi greaves    Color: 9: 07, 18 – 9: 01, 32 – 9: 01, 31

Sonya Blade
Face: 8
Hair: French braid    Color: 9: 09, 19
Undergarments: Full leggings   Color: 9: 20, 30
Arm: Leather gloves    Color: 9: 01, 32
Leg: Leather shoes    Color: 9: 01, 32 – 2: 03, 32
      Base equipment color: 7: 58, 12