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Fark.comWhen Fox News anchor Martha McCallum broke the story that Mass Effect contained full graphic nudity and player-directed sexual encounters, we immediately loaded up the game and went back for another play-through. How could we have missed such an opportunity? But for some reason we could only find the same two tired, barely R-rated cutscenes. Since we had a bunch of Mass Effect footage already on hand from other projects, we decided to compile a ‘would/wouldn’t’ guide to the universe, so we’ll be ready when enterprising hackers finally uncover the hidden “hump in every form” mini-game that thus far has only been available to pandering alarmists who don’t actually play video games. We can only hope BioWare will make this code available to the rest of us as DLC, because we’re clearly missing out on something big. Till that day comes, enjoy our video guide to sexual relations in Mass Effect. Who would you do?
Feb 12, 2008
