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If game characters were old

Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?

Words: Tyler Wilde, GamesRadar US

Kratos - God of War

The fickle rulers of Mount Olympus will slap your ass from mortal to god and back again faster than M. Night Shyamalan can turn out disappointing films. The son of Zeus is no exception, and if he grows old as an insignificant mortal, he may regret those wrinkled, sagging tattoos and all of the STDs picked up along the way.

 
12 Comments
thorn05 - 2 months 20 days ago
Dats just nassssssty
Da-Ku - 2 months 17 days ago
Funny But Freaky!
Ninjagamer12 - 2 months 15 days ago
Gahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bron1417 - 2 months 14 days ago
wow guys funny stuff but a little bit on the freaky side as well.
ClusterShart - 2 months 13 days ago
Lulz, tyler really liked the laura...
GamesRadarTylerWilde - 2 months 13 days ago
Old Lara rocks.
Nessrox - 2 months 12 days ago
Pikachu looked like he was on crack
G4M3_N3M3S1S - 2 months 12 days ago
lol old cratose was nast but funny.
Thewolfgirl - 1 month 17 days ago
Wow. Wow. I have to gouge out my eyes at link. :O LINK WAS SCARY.

I Still Roflmao
Black_X_1111 - 15 days 8 hours ago
NOS, not link!!! Quick Link, use your magics!!!
scbyfn4evr - 14 days 12 hours ago
Old Lara=MILF


(kidding)
enuru999 - 14 days 8 hours ago
who would win old link or old cloud
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